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National Bipartisan Washington’s Racist Secret

Bipartisan Washington’s Racist Secret »

A dark cloud hangs over Washington.  (And no — “Dark Cloud” is not an African American superhero.  But you know, that could work.  Yeah — maybe he has a dark secret — and dark past to boot.  Not a...

May 3 2010 / 2 comments / Read More »
Obama’s 3:00 AM Call To Bush: “Help Me”

Obama’s 3:00 AM Call To Bush: “Help Me” »

Well, Mr. Smarty Pants Obama, how’s it feel now that the shoe is on the other foot?  (Probably not too good as each shoe is built to match the shape of the foot for which it...

April 30 2010 / 2 comments / Read More »
White House Nightmare: Obamas Trash Lincoln Bedroom

White House Nightmare: Obamas Trash Lincoln Bedroom »

Last week, the Feds increased their “footprint” in our everyday lives with the passing of Obama’s “Screw the cost – Screw the electorate – Screw the Democratic party” health care bill.  And like a third world country rattled by a 12.9 tumbler,  we’re just...

March 24 2010 / No comment / Read More »
Middle East Firestorm: Obama’s Holocaust Denial – “No Way, No How, No Sir.”

Middle East Firestorm: Obama’s Holocaust Denial – “No Way, No How, No Sir.” »

Spin can be an OK thing. A husband works late with his secretary.  He can spin it ”Honey, I’m doing it for our family’s financial security.” But spin is stretched too far when your buddy tells you, “It’s good for YOU I banged your...

March 21 2010 / 5 comments / Read More »
Shocking Update — Bernanke To Co-Eds: “Screw $2.50 An Hour. You’ll Be Lucky To Make $1.25!”

Shocking Update — Bernanke To Co-Eds: “Screw $2.50 An Hour. You’ll Be Lucky To Make $1.25!” »

If you can’t catch a fish, don’t blame the ocean.  Greek proverb Angered that so many babies are making it safely out of the womb, the Obama administration has taken its war on children to the classrooms. Yesterday’s commentary examined how most college students...

March 18 2010 / No comment / Read More »
Bernanke Shocks Co-Eds: “You’ll Make $2.50 An Hour. Tops!”

Bernanke Shocks Co-Eds: “You’ll Make $2.50 An Hour. Tops!” »

Today I’ve officially become and old man.  Why?  Because I’m going to complain about college kids. Don’t get me wrong.  I’m still think I’m pretty hip.  I pride myself on listening to cutting edge alt bands like  Emerson Lake...

March 16 2010 / 7 comments / Read More »
Obama’s Embarrassing Bathroom Boner…. “And He Didn’t Even Wash His Hands When He Was Done.”

Obama’s Embarrassing Bathroom Boner…. “And He Didn’t Even Wash His Hands When He Was Done.” »

Well, I have to give the bugger credit.  I thought health care was dead a week or two ago.  But Obama has hit the road yet again for his budget-busting plan with the ”Stop Not Wanting It” tour.  (Tickets available at...

March 15 2010 / No comment / Read More »
9-11 Suspects To Be Tried By 1st Graders…  “A Great Civics Lesson” Claims Holder

9-11 Suspects To Be Tried By 1st Graders… “A Great Civics Lesson” Claims Holder »

Eric Holder’s decision to try Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in civilian court goes down as one of the great head-scratchers of history. It’s a bad idea of such depth it’s actually impressive in a “Bad Idea Hall of Fame” kind...

March 4 2010 / No comment / Read More »
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Obama Spotted In Drag — And You’ll Never Guess Why! »

Obama Spotted In Drag — And You’ll Never Guess Why!

Finally, normal people in California have “Change You Can Believe In.”  Meg Whitman — I love ya — you’re Obama in drag for conservatives. “Pumps Can Be Very...

Jun 10 2010 / 29 comments / Read More »

Rapists To Be Re-Classified As “Non-Concensual Lovers” Under New Bill »

Rapists To Be Re-Classified As “Non-Concensual Lovers” Under New Bill

We all know political correctness went off the deep end years ago.   You can’t call anything anymore is there’s a chance in hell anyone’s feathers might get...

Jun 1 2010 / 46 comments / Read More »

Rockers Save Busload Of Babies From Certain Death »

Rockers Save Busload Of Babies From Certain Death

I tell you… these guys had guts standing up for what they believe in at the height of their stardom. America needs more like ‘em —...

May 28 2010 / 68 comments / Read More »

Michelle’s Tearful Shocker: “Barach Makes Love With His Clothes On!” »

Michelle’s Tearful Shocker: “Barach Makes Love With His Clothes On!”

What the hell is wrong with Obama? If there was ever a more half-assed leader I want to meet him.  He had to be...

May 27 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »

LA Demolishes New Airport: “We Must Stop the Japs” Explains Mayor »

LA Demolishes New Airport: “We Must Stop the Japs” Explains Mayor

God almighty.  (And no, this is not a continuation of yesterday’s post on Obama as Antichrist.  Executive summary:  he ain’t the Antichrist.  He ain’t bright enough.) Nope, today...

May 27 2010 / 49 comments / Read More »

Obama’s Angry Denial: “I Am NOT the Antichrist!….The False Prophet — Maybe. But Not The Antichrist.” »

Obama’s Angry Denial: “I Am NOT the Antichrist!….The False Prophet — Maybe.  But Not The Antichrist.”

I ain’t saying Obama is the Antichrist — Satan’s man who’ll rule the world right before the return of God’s boy.  (Though if the sports book...

May 25 2010 / 59 comments / Read More »

Senator Brown Shocker: “I Swing Both Ways.” »

Senator Brown Shocker: “I Swing Both Ways.”

Politicians really suck. (Of course, that’s about as insightful as an 8 year old girl complaining, “Boys are stupid.” And, of course, we are.) But,...

May 24 2010 / 26 comments / Read More »

Molestation Probe Focuses On Shaken Obama »

Molestation Probe Focuses On Shaken Obama

 People can be stupid. But they aren’t that stupid.  Especially when it comes to their own self interest. But the liberals don’t get it.  But eventually...

May 21 2010 / 69 comments / Read More »
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Wisconsin Shocker: Liberal Copywriter Shows Initiative »

Wisconsin Shocker: Liberal Copywriter Shows Initiative

http://youreallwrong.com/wordpress/?p=296 Gifted copywriter, Chris Bittler, pesters retailer Woot in this entertaining blog post. (He wants to be the new Woot copywriter.) Editor ...

May 1 2011 / No comment / Read More »

Why I’m A Pro-Lifer Who Loves Abortion »

Why I’m A Pro-Lifer Who Loves Abortion

Abortion used to make me mad.  (I mean “angry” when I say “mad.”  Not mad “mad.”) I’m no protester.  But believe it or not, I even stood outside an abortion clinic for an hour with a prayer group — and I’m a guy who refuses to wait 20 minutes...

May 17 2010 / 7 comments / Read More »

Despondant Obama Seeks Help From Fortune Cookies… “Nuttier Than Nixon” Claims Aide »

Despondant Obama Seeks Help From Fortune Cookies… “Nuttier Than Nixon” Claims Aide

Far be it from me to poke fun of people’s religion. That being said…. I paid little attention when Dali Lama dropped by the White House the other day.  Hollywood types are always hanging out there so who cares…. But then I ran across an article in today’s paper.  It reviewed the Dali Lama’s big show at Universal...

Feb 22 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »
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